My Lite Novel Jam Book.

This is the story I wrote for the Lite Novel Jam. I've never written a Lite (Light?) Novel before, nor have I read any, but I hope this is an enjoyable read. 

It seems like the title of the story itself is too long for Itch to handle, but I think that's ridiculous. "I was mortally injured in a car accident, and they were able to put my brain in a robot body, but the hospital only had lady robots and I swear I'm not secretly happy about it," seems perfectly reasonable to me! 

Don't let the (long) title scare you away, it isn't dark, or macabre. The name started as a joke, but then I wrote it into a real thing. 

There's no pictures, or anything like that, and I *hope* there aren't any typos, but I edited it myself, so anything's possible.

I hope you have a good time reading it!